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AARON MOSBEY: Best Man, Bodyguard, Entertainer

Aaron comes from the village of Berne where the US government secretly tested humans by depositing Hormones and Super-Soldier serum in the underground waterbeds. He likes beer, boobs and dogs named after beers.

DIEGO DE LOS RIOS: Groomsman and Personal Confidant

Dieguito has been Rod's longest standing friend since Rod ventured into the heart of Capitalism known as America. Diego does not ride donkeys but Rod will surely make a joke or two about Tacos around him. Diego is Colombian and enjoys sleeping in the heart of a loud party after drinking loads of Alcohol.

LEONARDO KOBBAZ DARRIGO: Groomsman, Homeland Native, Guru and Body Colorist

Leo has known Rod since long before moving to the US of A. Leo "The Bulldog" Darrigo is a tattooist and Gracie Jiu-Jitsu blackbelt with a soft spot for bulldogs. Unlike what his cauliflower ears might say... he doesn't bite.

SUZANNE BOATENREITER: Groomswoman and Secret Weapon

Beware the wrath of Suz!! Suz "Fumma your-doom Dooma" is the fury incarnated in a sexy Half-Korean package. Suz secretly works for Kate making sure Rod does what he's told. 

FELIPE CHEVITA: Groomsman and Big Brother

Felipe is a short, skinny version of Rod who never stopped smoking weed (and no hair). He hails from Rio de Janeiro to grace the wedding with his presence. Rod is counting on him to creep a few ladies and laugh silently at jokes no one heard. Crazy or not, Rod loves him.

LAUREN TOOLEY: Groomswoman and Little Sister

Lauren is as cute as a button while abel to put up with Rod in close quarters without being offended. Lauren "Toolz" Tooley lived with Rod for several years and still likes him a little bit. Rod and Lauren found out they were siblings and have loved each other ever since. Best Persian Family ever. Ps: Lauren can dance and take punches from autistic kids like no other!

NATHANIEL HOUSTON: Groomsman, Sponsor and Consigliere

Nathan is Rod's voice of wisdom. Rod is not sure where he would be in life without his Nathan. During Rod's most lively period in Baltimore, Nathan was his right-side arm and saved Rod's life a few times. No one's life is complete without a Nathan Houston-and there is only ONE Nathan Houston.